
Finally got the blog current as of today, Sunday. This will cover days 5,6 & 7 on the road, which have been very much quiet and long ones, as I am now just trying to cover ground making my way North to the coast. I covered 71 miles today, 45 yesterday and 86 the day before. I'm currently at a total of 465 miles over 7 days. I doubt anyone was wondering, but my GPS waypoints are way behind on my map. I need to hit an actual computer to update it. Yesterday was a short ride due to a huge storm that lasted from about 3am until 10 in the morning. They were right when they said that when it does rain here it pours! At one point I was riding with my entire tire submerged in about an inch of water on the hills! All these people were sitting of their porches or under their gass huts warhhing the storm and givin me looks like what on earth is that Gringo doing. So I guess I'll elaborate on life on the road here a bit since that has been all I've been doing lately. First I will share with you that what I didn't mention while writing about my time with Tony and Sandra is that they took me to a small market / mall to find pepper spray to guard myself against those crazy dogs. I first had created a weapon by shortening my thin bike lock cable and outing a big climbing carabiner on the end. However after a few practice swings I realized that this needed to be a last resort because it would surely knock their teeth ou if I hit one square in the chomper. So anyways about 20 miles out from Piedequesta sure enough a prety mean brown mut started chasing me and it was clear this one meant business lips raised and all. I started to pedal my heart out to out run him and then thought, well u asked for it buddy. Surprisingly calmy I stopped frantically pedaling, whipped the mace out of the makeshift holster I pu on my bike frame and gave him one quick shot in the left eye. Luckily since we were both moving quick the wind was on my side and carried the 1 second spray directly where I wanted it. Presto! Stopped the mut right in his tracks, vigorously shaking his head back and fourth as he retreated. It worked! Along the way there were some other ticked off dogs but you could just tell by the way they chased you and barked that they were more less saying "hey move along bro". But then I approached this other fiesty mut prancing towards me as I rode. I didn't remove the mace but released the safety on it and stared him down with my hand on the bottle. He stared back, we both passed eahother and when I turned my head to see if he kept going the other direction he also turned around to check if I was moving along as well. I couldn't help but laugh. It was like he knew I had a trick up my sleeve. Like we both non-verbally agreed that it just wasn't worth messing with eachother and we best leave eachoher alone, or else it would get ugly. Enough about the loco perros.
So another thing interesting to this country I've failed to mention is the signage. First off, to my initial irritation and now amusement, the distances to given destinations are all wrong. I know because for the first few days I was taking the time to convert the kilometers to miles in my head and then making a mental note of what mile on my bike computer I would hit when I approached a city or my destination, only to have ten more miles to go after hitting that point. The closest the signs have been is within 5 kilometers. One time they were exactly off by what would have been correct in miles. I couldn't help but think, was that a coincidence or is there a chance someone doing the job literally clicked their distance marking equipment from metric to standard? Regardless now I just do the math, round up a good ways and see how far off a given sign is in KM to the next big city. Also regarding signs the speed limit markers are officially the biggest waste of steel in the world. All drivers go double the speed limit at a minimum and often while driving in the opposite lane because it looks smoother or they just figure they'll stay there to pass all others in their way. Hilarious. Also, I find it strange that after riding 465 miles I have only seen 4 signs that label what route you're on (which happens to be 45 for those following my map) but yet every single bridge is labled with a clear metal sign, even when the bridge is just a continuation of the road with one of those big silver drain pipes running under it. Literally about 50 bridge signs so far.
While I'm poking fun, I will also mention how humerous it is (again humerous now, iritaring at first) that most Colombians really want to be helpful, even when they have no clue what they are talking about. Tony brought this one to my attention when we would ask someone in the city streets and the market where something was and their hand would instantly fly up in the 1 o'clock position as they said with complete assurance something to the tune of "yea the man in the red booth sells that", only to be completely full of crap. I decided to also take a turn at amusing myself with this matter by asking someone yesterday about how far it is to Santa Marta? I obviously already know how far it is, to be exact 156 miles from here and about 2.5 days by bike. The first woman said "8 hours in car so whatever that is by bike". The next person said "5 hours by car, 3 days by bike" with such confidence you would think he built the road. Lastly I asked the girls that run the hotel I'm at and they said at least 5 days on a bike. Each time I just laughed and then gave a sincere "gracias" thinking to myself holy crap can anyone just say they don't know?
Anyways so about the ride, day 5 on the road was the last in the Andes which was a big relief for my legs but I must say pedaling over flatter terrain sure makes the days fo slower. This morning I had. Y first run in with another long distance cyclist, some German with mounds of gear piled all over his bike, literally looked like he was in the process of moving. When we got out from Aguachica to the main road I turned left to go anorth while he turned South. Like a little kids I ducked my head and said out loud "holy crap, he is so screwed". There's no way he's going to make it over the Andes with a bike loaded down like that. Literally it would be like someone connecting a small Uhaul to my bike over flat land and telling me to ride 60 miles a day. The one thing that has been nice about the flat lands are the mountains to the East as you may see in the pictures below. The clouds have hovered at midheight of the peaks for about 3 days now. It almost seems like one of those toys or old cartoons with the landscape backdrop on a paper loop that just keeps reeling around in repetition.
The nice thing about the rural roads is that they're pretty set up to accomodate truckers and thus cyclers. There are lots of little Tiendas selling candy bars, 'jugos natures', ice water in a bag, fruits etc. Today for instance I stopped to buy a huge slice of bright red orange Papaya, about the size and shape of a quarter football sliced long ways, for 50 cents. I stopped later at a grass hut open air barbeque joint that displayed the raw meat to you in hanging fashion infrint of the restaurant before you ordered it ss if this attracts customers. I stopped at another grass hut joint for a fresh juice, this one being moyacora. To make one like this they just throw two handfuls of the fruit in a blender with water, dice it up, strain it, and reblend with ice and sugar. That one was bitter but probably better for me.
I still havent had to stay in the middle of no where, by which I mean I've always made it to a town tbat has seperate places to eat, drink, get dessert at and stay at, although my options have been limited for the latter. Two nights ago was the roughest joint Ive parjed it in yet. The room was pretty much a tiny room with a matress on a concrete slab and a pipe over the toilet for a shower (cold water only of course), super hot and a steel door suitable for a cattle farm. However there was a great panaderia (bakery type shop) on the corner and a fan in my room, so that definetely helps make up for the downers. Most all the hotels are between 7 & 11 bucks a night and my usual fix of a set meal, hotel, ice cream or fresh juice, a beer and coffee and pastries in the morning comes out to be between $15 & $18per night which you can not beat. I mean it costs that for a train ride and one beer in Paris (my favorite city). When I got to this town (Curumani) to end today's ride I found an awesome juice bar and got an entire smoothie pitcher of bananas, strawberries and milk made fresh for only $1.25. Not only was it super cheap, it was the best one I've had yet. The really nice little Colombiana who made it came out to sit with me and ask how it was which was really surprising as it is not standard here to be asked if you like your food. The service is great and really fast everywhere, but they usually figure if you don't like it that's your problem. Anyways I was glad to tell the girl it was the best I've had in Colombia and we talked for a fair bit about real basic stuff. We understood over half of what each of us were saying, which for me is a huge success, and it reminded me that I was hoping to have opportunities like that all the time. However that's pretty tough here because people speak very little English and it only really makes sense to converse with someone as slow speaking as me if I am asking a question or buying something. Ok well that is plenty to cover my last 3 days. Take care all.